Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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