Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My vagina is very pro this idea
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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