I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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