dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
they're like a gay fantastic four
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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