when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I would fuck him just for his dog
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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