he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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