its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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