so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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