well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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