Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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