I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
