Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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