Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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