If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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