that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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