herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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