what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
