I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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