Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Let's paint friendship bongs
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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