Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
