normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
drinking out of a sandbucket again
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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