the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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