and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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