Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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