I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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