that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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