He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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