I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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