You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
When are your genitals available?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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