So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
don't judge my taste in strippers
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
