Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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