Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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