So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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