I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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