doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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