remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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