She announced her abortion via fbk
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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