I'm jealous of your bromance
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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