he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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