You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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