wat bout pragnant strippers??
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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