I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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