guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
