ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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