They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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