this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
That reminds me...we need to get swords
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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