It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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