btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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