I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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