Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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