this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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