Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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