Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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